Conversation with a toddler

Elsa at the farmer's market, posing dutifully but not cheerfully by the flowers, and strumming the bear's pitchfork.

Earlier the same day:
(Setting: Elsa brings Mommy a Cookie Monster book and says "book, book.")
Mommy: Do you want me to read this book to you, Elsa?
Elsa: Eat, eat.
Mommy: Is Cookie Monster going to eat those cookies?
Elsa: No, me.
Mommy: Is Elsa going to eat those cookies?
Elsa: Yeah. (Elsa then licks the cover of the book.)

Ya gotta love this girl!